Killing English!

Killing English ……

Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls
hostel pulling cigerette... ? "

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Class teacher once said :

" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"

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once hindi teacher said.... "i'm going out of the world to america.."

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"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."

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dont laugh at the back benches....otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....

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it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried
to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said

" why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)

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teacher in a furious mood...

write down ur name and father of ur name!!

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"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving a round "

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My manager started like this

"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"

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"I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor

and erased the board

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"wil! l u hang that calender or else I'll HANG MYSELF"

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LIBRARIAN SCOLD , "IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"

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Chemistry HOD once said

"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"

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Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father!

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"why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am in the class?!"

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Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..

"I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??

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Seing the principal passing by, the teacher ! told the noisy class..

"Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"