Mr Carlson or shall I say Mr Carlsberg

The Shortest Short Story Ever!

2009-06-25T08:49:00.001-07:00

The student was.....

2009-06-25T08:46:00.000-07:00

An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the Problem Science has with GOD, the ALMIGHTY. He asked one of his New Christian Students to stand and . . .

Professor : You are a Christian, aren't you, son ?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor : So, you Believe in GOD ?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Professor : Is GOD Good ?
Student : Sure.
Professor : Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL ?
Student : Yes.
Professor : My Brother died of Cancer even though he Prayed to GOD to Heal him.
Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill.
But GOD didn't. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent )

Professor : You can't answer, can you ? Let's start again, Young Fella.
Is GOD Good?
Student : Yes.
Professor : Is Satan good ?
Student : No.
Professor : Where does Satan come from ?
Student : From . . . GOD . . .
Professor : That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this World?
Student : Yes.
Professor : Evil is everywhere, isn't it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
Student : Yes.
Professor : So who created evil ?

(Student did not answer)

Professor : Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness?
All these terrible things exist in the World, don't they?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor : So, who Created them ?

(Student had no answer)

Professor : Science says you have 5 Senses you use to Identify and Observe the World around you.
Tell me, son . . . Have you ever Seen GOD?
Student : No, sir.
Professor : Tell us if you have ever Heard your GOD?
Student : No , sir.
Professor : Have you ever Felt your GOD, Tasted your GOD, Smelt your GOD?
Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Professor : Yet you still Believe in HIM?
Student : Yes.
Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol,
Science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student : Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor : Yes,Faith. And that is the Problem Science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor : Yes.
Student : And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor : Yes.
Student : No, sir. There isn't.

(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events )

Student : Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat, Mega Heat, White Heat,
a Little Heat or No Heat.
But we don't have anything called Cold.
We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is No Heat, but we can't go any further after that.
There is no such thing as Cold.
Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat.
We cannot Measure Cold.
Heat is Energy.
Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it.

(There was Pin-Drop Silence in the Lecture Theatre )

Student : What about Darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as Darkness?
Professor : Yes. What is Night if there isn't Darkness?
Student : You're wrong again, sir.
Darkness is the Absence of Something
You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light . . .
But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and its called Darkness, isn't it?
In reality, Darkness isn't.
If it is, were you would be able to make Darkness Darker, wouldn't you?
Professor : So what is the point you are making, Young Man ?
Student : Sir, my point is your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor : Flawed ? Can you explain how?
Student : Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality.
You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a Good GOD and a Bad GOD.
You are viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure.
Sir, Science can't even explain a Thought.
It uses Electricity and Magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.
To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that
Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing.
Death is Not the Opposite of Life: just the Absence of it.
Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your Students that they evolved from a Monkey?
Professor : If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes, of course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a Smile, beginning to realize where the Argument was going )

Student : Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and
Cannot even prove that this Process is an On-Going Endeavor,
Are you not teaching your Opinion, sir?
Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?

(The Class was in Uproar )

Student : Is there anyone in the Class who has ever seen the Professor's Brain?

(The Class broke out into Laughter )

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's Brain, Felt it, touched or Smelt it? . .
No one appears to have done so.
So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol,
Science says that You have No Brain, sir.
With all due respect, sir, how do we then Trust your Lectures, sir?

(The Room was Silent. The Professor stared at the Student, his face unfathomable)

Professor : I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student : That is it sir . . . Exactly !
The Link between Man & GOD is FAITH.
That is all that Keeps Things Alive and Moving.

That student was Albert Einstein.

NB:
I believe you have enjoyed the Conversation . . . and if so . .
You'll probably want your Friends / Colleagues to enjoy the same . . won't you?
Forward them to Increase their Knowledge . . . or FAITH.

Wedding invitation from a pissed off mother-in-law

2009-06-25T08:30:00.000-07:00

I'll give you two reasons why he's marrying her!

Stress Exercise - It works! haha

2009-06-25T08:18:00.000-07:00

"Do These Facial Exercises every two hours . . . It is good for your stress relief"

Be warned about concerning stares from colleagues!

Stupid Husband

2009-06-25T08:14:00.001-07:00

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet,Romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.

She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.'

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again...

I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me..'

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!.. The husband became 92 years old!!!

The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful idiots should remember fairies are females

SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A
GOOD LAUGH .... AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT

Proud to be an Indian

2009-06-25T08:03:00.000-07:00

An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the World.

So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to China .

On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he
Noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read
"$10,000 per call".

The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by
what the telephone was used for.

The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God.

The American thanked the priest and went along his way.

Next stop was in Japan . There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the
Same golden telephone with the same sign under it.

He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in China
and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.

She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000
He could talk to God.

"O.K., thank you," said the American.

He then traveled to Pakistan , Srilanka , Russia , Germany and France

In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same
"$10,000 per call" sign under it.

The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to up to India
to see if Indians had the same phone.

He arrived in India , and again, in the first church he entered, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read

"One Rupee per call."

The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign."Father, I've traveled all over World and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven,

But in the US the price was $10,000 per call.

Why is it so cheap here?"

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The priest smiled and answered, "You're in India now, Son - it's a Local Call".

This is the only heaven on the Earth.

The Ostrich Story..really funny!

2009-06-25T07:48:00.000-07:00

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.

The waitress asks them for their orders.

The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the ostrich,
'What's yours?'

'I'll have the same,' says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order 'That will be $9.40
please,' and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change
for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, 'A
hamburger, fries and a coke.'
The ostrich says, 'I'll have the same.'

Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes routine until the two enter again. 'The usual?' asks the
waitress.

'No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a
salad,' says the man.

'Same,' says the ostrich.

Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, 'That will be $32.62.'

Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on
the table.

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. 'Excuse me, sir. How
do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every
time?'

'Well,' says the man, 'several years ago I was cleaning the attic and
found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two
wishes.
My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put
my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there.'

'That's brilliant!' says the waitress. 'Most people would ask for a million
dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long
as you live!'
'That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact
money is always there,' says the man.

The waitress asks, 'What's with the ostrich?'

The man sighs, pauses and answers, 'My second wish was for a tall
chick with a big ass and long legs who agrees with everything I say.'

PS: Guys! Please be careful with what you wish for !!!

First Color TV

2009-06-25T07:42:00.001-07:00

"If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're
not doing anything very innovative."

-- Woody Allen

Did you know...

... that today is the birthday of the first Color TV
Broadcast? On June 25, 1951, CBS broadcast the first color TV
program, a one-hour special broadcast to four cities. Few
consumers, however, had color TVs to watch it on yet, but it
was fun anyway. ;-)

Wives & Husbands :)

2009-06-25T07:36:00.001-07:00

Men and women on earth die and go to heaven. God comes and says

"I want the men to form two queues, one line for the men who dominated their women, and the other one for the men who were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go away so that no man and woman can talk."

Next time God comes back, the women are gone, and there are two lines. The line for the men who were dominated by their women is 100 miles long, and in the line of men who dominated their women there is only one man.

God gets mad and says, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him!"

"Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

The man replies, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

Killing English!

2009-06-25T07:09:00.001-07:00

Killing English ……

Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls
hostel pulling cigerette... ? "

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Class teacher once said :

" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"

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once hindi teacher said.... "i'm going out of the world to america.."

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"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."

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dont laugh at the back benches....otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....

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it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried
to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said

" why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)

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teacher in a furious mood...

write down ur name and father of ur name!!

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"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving a round "

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My manager started like this

"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"

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"I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor

and erased the board

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"wil! l u hang that calender or else I'll HANG MYSELF"

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LIBRARIAN SCOLD , "IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"

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Chemistry HOD once said

"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"

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Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father!

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"why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am in the class?!"

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Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..

"I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??

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Seing the principal passing by, the teacher ! told the noisy class..

"Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"

Now you know everything, well almost

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The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for

Blood plasma.
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No piece of paper can be folded in half

more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait...
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Donkeys kill more people annually

than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass )
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You burn more calories sleeping

than you do watching television.
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Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
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The first product to have a bar code

was Wrigley's gum.
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The King of Hearts is the only king

WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive

from each salad served in first-class.
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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you ?)
(That women are going the 'right' direction...?)

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Apples, not caffeine,

are more efficient at waking you up in the morning .
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Most dust particles in your house are made from

DEAD SKIN !
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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

So did the first 'Marlboro Man'.
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Walt Disney was afraid

OF MICE!
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PEARLS DISSOLVE

IN VINEGAR !
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The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...

but, not downstairs.

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A duck's quack doesn't echo,

and no one knows why.
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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now !)
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And the best for last....

Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don't YOU ?)

So.......................

Remember, knowledge is everything, so pass it on...and go move your toothbrush !!!

Scary signs

2009-06-17T08:28:00.001-07:00

Scary Signs

They walk among us!

2009-06-17T08:25:00.000-07:00

'Millionaire' Contestant...

Makes Worst Use Of Lifelines Ever!

NEW YORK - resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and family

when she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearance

on the popular TV show, 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.'

Evans, a 32-year-old wife and mother of two, got stuck on the first question

and proceeded to make what fans of the show are dubbing 'the absolute worst use

of lifelines ever.' After being introduced to the show's host

Meredith Vieira, Evans was posed with a typically easy initial $100 question.

The question was: 'Which of the following is the largest?'

A) A Peanut

B) An Elephant

C) The Moon

D) Hey, who you calling large?

Immediately Mrs. Evans was struck with an all consuming panic as she did not

readily know the answer. 'Hmm, oh boy, that's a toughie,' said Evans,

as Vieira did her level best to hide her disbelief.

'I mean, I'm sure I've heard of some of these things before,

but I have no idea how large they would be.'

Evans made the decision to use the first of her three lifelines, the 50/50.

Answers A and D were removed, leaving her to decide which was

bigger, an elephant or the moon. However, faced with an incredibly

easy question, Evans still remained unsure.

'Oh! It removed the two I was leaning towards!' exclaimed Evans.

'Darn. I think I better phone a friend.'

Mrs. Evans asked to be connected with her friend

Betsy, who is an office assistant.

'Hi Betsy! How are you? This is Kathy! I'm on TV!' said Evans,

wasting the first seven seconds of her call.

'Ok, I got an important question. Which of the following is the largest?

B, an elephant, or C, the moon. 15 seconds hun.'

Betsy quickly replied that the answer was C, the moon.

Evans proceeded to argue with her friend for the remaining ten seconds.

'Betsy, are you sure?' said Evans. 'How sure are you? Duh, that can't be it.'

To everyone's astonishment, the moronic Evans declined to take her friend's

advice. 'I just don't know if I can trust Betsy. She's not all that bright.

So I think I'd like to ask the audience,' said Evans.

Asked to vote on the correct answer, the audience returned 98% in favor of

answer C, 'The Moon.' Having used up all her lifelines,

Evans then made the dumbest choice of her life.

'Wow, seems like everybody is against what I'm thinking,' said the

too-stupid-to-live Evans. 'But you know, sometimes you just got to go with

your gut. So, let's see... I'm going to have to go with B, an elephant. Final answer.'

Evans sat before the dumbfounded audience, the only one waiting with bated breath -

and was told that she was wrong, and that the answer was in fact, C, 'The Moon.'

Caution...they walk among us!

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This one is equally unbelievable. (No comments needed!)

They Walk Among Us!

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Some guy bought a new fridge for his house.

To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a

sign on it saying: 'Free to good home. You want it, you take it.'

For three days the fridge sat there without anyone looking twice.

He eventually decided that people were too mistrustful of this deal.

So he changed the sign to read: 'Fridge for sale $50.'

The next day someone stole it!

They walk amongst us!

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*One day I was walking down the beach with

some friends when someone shouted....

'Look at that dead bird!'

Someone looked up at the sky and said...'where?'

They walk among us!

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While looking at a house, my brother asked the

estate agent which direction was north because

he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning.

She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?'

My brother explained that the sun rises in the east

and has for sometime. She shook her head and said,

'Oh, I don't keep up with all that stuff....'

They Walk Among Us!

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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria,

when we overheard an admin girl talking about the

sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach.

She drove down in a convertible, but said

she 'didn't think she'd get sunburned

because the car was moving'.

They Walk Among Us!

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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car

which is designed to cut through a seat belt

if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the car boot.

They Walk Among Us!

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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman

with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain.

My friend said, 'Ouch! The chain must rip

out every time she turns her head!"

I had to explain that a person's nose and ear

remain the same distance apart no

matter which way the head is turned...

They Walk Among Us !

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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area and.

went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss.

The woman there smiled and told me not to worry

because she was a trained professional and

said I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me,

'Has your plane arrived yet?'...

(I work with professionals like this.)

They Walk Among Us!

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While working at a pizza parlour I observed a man

ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and

the cook asked him if he would like it cut

into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time

then said 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry

enough to eat 6 pieces.

They Walk Among Us!

Sadly, not only do they walk among us, they also reproduce!

In memoriam- 63 years

2009-06-16T18:56:00.000-07:00

If it reaches the screen of just one person that doesn't know what the Holocaust was, then it has been worth the effort.

In MEMORIAM - 63 YEARS LATER

Please read the little cartoon carefully, it's powerful. Then read the comments at the end.
I'm doing my small part by forwarding this message. I hope you'll consider doing the same.
In Memoriam

It is now more than 60 years after the Second World War in Europe ended. This e-mail is being sent as a memorial chain, in memory of the six million Jews, 20 million Russians, 10 million Christians and 1,900 Catholic priests who were murdered, massacred, raped, burned, starved and humiliated with the German and Russian Peoples looking the other way!

Now, more than ever, with Iraq, Iran, and others, claiming the Holocaust to be 'a myth,' it's imperative to make sure the world never forgets, because there are others who would like to do it again.

This e-mail is intended to reach 40 million people worldwide!

Join us and be a link in the memorial chain and help us distribute it around the world.

Inspirational quote

2009-06-16T18:48:00.001-07:00

"It is a waste of time to be angry about my disability. One
has to get on with life and I haven't done badly. People won't
have time for you if you are always angry or complaining."

-- Stephen Hawking

"There are two ways of being happy: We must either diminish
our wants or augment our means - either may do - the result is
the same and it is for each man to decide for himself and to
do that which happens to be easier."

-- Benjamin Franklin

"Silence will save me from being wrong (and foolish), but it
will also deprive me of the possibility of being right."

-- Igor Stravinsky

Responsibilities

2009-06-16T18:41:00.001-07:00

A man and his wife quarrelled and had a fight. After the fight, the wife went into the bedroom. A few minutes later, the husband also trooped into the bedroom and only to find the wife busy packing her clothes in the suitcase. He asked “You are packing! Where are you going??”. She answered “To my mother!”

The man paused for a while and also got his big brown pure leather suitcase and started packing his clothes. The wife angrily stared at him and said “You are packing! Where are you going?” He replied “Oh ya! I am going to my mother!” The wife “To your mother! And what about the children! Who is going to look after them?”

The man “ You are going to your mother! Fine. I am also going to my mother. The children also should go to their mother”

The woman failed to continue her packing. She looked steadily at the husband and was left without any other option but just to shed tears of joy. She then hugged the man and said, “You are very intelligent. No wonder I married you; can I make you a cup of Tea???”

Moral of the story: Some situations make us forget we no longer belong to our parents and thus fully responsible for our children.

Negative people

2009-06-16T18:39:00.001-07:00

This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade. So remember this story the next time someone who knows nothing and cares less tries to make your life miserable.

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A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband.. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded:

" Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty.. You're crazy to go to Rome . So, how are you getting there?"

"We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"

"Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. " That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome ?"

"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome'sTiber River called Teste."

"Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump."

"We're going to go to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope."

"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant.

Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."

A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome.

"It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot.

And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling job, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!"

"Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope."

"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me.

Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me."

"Oh, really! What'd he say ?"

He said: "Who fucxxd up your hair?"

Worth reading stories

2009-06-16T18:34:00.000-07:00

The Turtles
A turtle family decided to go on a picnic. The turtles, being naturally slow about things, took seven years to prepare for their outing. Finally the turtle family left home looking for a suitable place. During the second year of their journey they found a place ideal for them at last!

For about six months they cleaned the area, unpacked the picnic basket, and completed the arrangements. Then they discovered they had forgotten the salt. A picnic without salt would be a disaster, they all agreed. After a lengthy discussion, the youngest turtle was chosen to retrieve the salt from home. Although he was the fastest of the slow moving turtles, the little turtle whined, cried, and wobbled in his shell. He agreed to go on one condition: that no one would eat until he returned. The family consented and the little turtle left.

Three years passed and the little turtle had not returned. Five years...six years... then on the seventh year of his absence, the oldest turtle could no longer contain his hunger. He announced that he was going to eat and begun to unwrap a sandwich.
At that point the little turtle suddenly popped out from behind a tree shouting, 'See! I knew you wouldn't wait. Now I am not going to go get the salt.'
[Some of us waste our time waiting for people to live up to our expectations. We are so concerned about what others are doing that we don't do anything ourselves.]
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The Frogs

A farmer came into town and asked the owner of a restaurant if he could use a million frog legs. The restaurant owner was shocked and asked the man where he could get so many frog legs! The farmer replied, 'There is a pond near my house that is full of frogs - millions of them. They all croak all night long and they are about to make me crazy!' So the restaurant owner and the farmer made an agreement that the farmer would deliver frogs to the restaurant, five hundred at a time for the next several weeks.

The first week, the farmer returned to the restaurant looking rather sheepish, with two scrawny little frogs. The restaurant owner said, 'Well... where are all the frogs?' The farmer said, 'I was mistaken. There were only these two frogs in the pond. But they sure were making a lot of noise!'

[ Next time you hear somebody criticizing or making fun of you, remember, it's probably just a couple of noisy frogs. Also remember that problems always seem bigger in the dark. Have you ever laid in your bed at night worrying about things which seem almost overwhelming like a million frogs croaking? Chances are pretty good that when the morning comes, and you take a closer look, you'll wonder what all the fuss was about.]
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The Pretty Lady

Once upon a time a big monk and a little monk were traveling together. They came to the bank of a river and found the bridge was damaged. They had to wade across the river. There was a pretty lady who was stuck at the damaged bridge and couldn't cross the river. The big monk offered to carry her across the river on his back. The lady accepted. The little monk was shocked by the move of the big monk. 'How can big brother carry a lady when we are supposed to avoid all intimacy with females?' thought the little monk. But he kept quiet.
The big monk carried the lady across the river and the small monk followed unhappily. When they crossed the river, the big monk let the lady down and they parted ways with her.

All along the way for several miles, the little monk was very unhappy with the act of the big monk. He was making up all kinds of acussations about big monk in his head. This got him madder and madder. But he still kept quiet. And the big monk had no inclination to explain his situation.
Finally, at a rest point many hours later, the little monk could not stand it any further, he burst out angrily at the big monk. 'How can you claim yourself a devout monk, when you seize the first opportunity to touch a female, especially when she is very pretty? All your teachings to me make you a big hypocrite
The big monk looked surprised and said, 'I had put down the pretty lady at the river bank many hours ago, how come you are still carrying her along?'

[This very old Chinese Zen story reflects the thinking of many people today. We encounter many unpleasant things in our life, they irritate us and they make us angry. Sometimes, they cause us a lot of hurt, sometimes they cause us to be bitter or jealous .. But like the little monk, we are not willing to let them go away.We keep on carrying the baggage of the 'pretty lady' with us. We let them keep on coming back to hurt us, make us angry, make us bitter and cause us a lot of agony.Why? Sim ply because we are not willing to put down or let go of the baggage of the 'pretty lady'. We should let go of the pretty lady immediately after crossing the river, that is after the unpleasant event is over.This will immediately remove all our agonies.There is no need to be further hurt by the unpleasant event after it is over.]

Didn't know this would happen! whether it is true or not

2009-06-02T22:49:00.000-07:00

I hope you are well. Am in a great sorrow writing you this note, Just wanted inform you about something very important, I could barely think or type straight at this point, I hope you come to my aid. something very terrible is happening to me now, I need a favor from you urgently, I had a trip here in Nigeria for a Seminar. Unfortunately for me all my money got stolen on my way to the hotel where i lodged along with my Cell phone, bag where my passport was and since then i have been without any money, I am even owing the hotel here. So i have limited access to emails for now, I urgently need your financial assistance. The total sum of money that i would need would be $2,500 to sort-out my hotel bills so i can make arrangements and return back, I am full of panic now, the police only asked me to write a statement about the incident and directed me to the embassy, I have spoken to the embassy here but they are not responding to the matter effectively, I will return the money back to you as soon as i get home, I am so confused right now. I wasn't injured because I complied immediately. I will be waiting to hear from you so I can send you the western union information to use in sending the money. Peace & Joy.

Best Regards

Petronas Advisor

Zaidah Md Zain
PETRONAS Student Advisor, Malaysian Student Department, 67 Victoria Road, Bellevue Hill, NSW 2023, AUSTRALIA
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E petronas.advisor@yahoo.com.au

Inspirational Qoute

2009-06-02T22:44:00.000-07:00

"When nothing seems to help, I go and look at a stonecutter
hammering away at his rock, perhaps a hundred times without as
much as a crack showing in it. Yet at the hundred and first
blow it will split in two, and I know it was not that last
blow that did it, but all that had gone before."

-- Jacob A. Riis

Christmas caroling & Party

2008-12-19T23:15:00.000-08:00

For the first time here, I had volunteered myself in the christmas caroling organized by the Passion, Curtin & UWA. It was indeed an awesome event that took place in Karawara which was held at 7pm. Everyone reach there a quarter hour earlier to practise some of the Christmas song (Hrk the herald, Silent night and obviously every caroling for each house ends with the Feliz Nvidad song). Sound quite fun to me and I did play the guitar together with Pauline Tay. Altogether will be 10 houses in 1 hour. So we need to end the caroling at 8.45pm before it getting dark and safety reason. Therefore, we took some candy from the last and thrid house. May God bless u all!. The following nite is the Christmas party (or potbless) I did bought the Kingsize pizza with chicken deluxe menu). Wei yue initiate the party by a curtain games follow by the fist games. Followed by makan2 & singing christmas song..a lil bit of bible sharing whereby esther yew share with us the value or lesson learn from the Nativity of our Lord. The whole things ended about a quater past 11

Can celebrity relationships really survive?

2008-06-30T20:08:00.000-07:00

Can celebrity relationships really survive?

Rumors have been tiptoeing around about marriage troubles between Madonna and her husband of seven years, director Guy Ritchie. It seemed to everyone that the once wild, pointy bra-wearing Queen of Pop had settled down for good with her Brit, with her finding Kabbalah, doing massive amounts of yoga, and adopting little David from Malawi. However, all indications point towards a confirmation of a divorce, with word that she's hiring Paul McCartney's divorce lawyer, Fiona Shackleton. Thus, another celebrity marriage bites the dust. Sad, sad, sad. All relationships and marriages face their challenges, but in the world of Hollywood and fame, there are booby traps left and right from being surrounded by gorgeous men and women, having nasty rumors spread, and over publicized romances.

After the jump, pitfalls that celebrity couples face that us average Joe's and Jane's don't have to deal with.

Temptation: the other woman/man

Case in point: Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston

Imagine yourself in Jennifer Aniston's shoes: your husband is the hottest man alive and he's leaving to shoot a movie with the hottest woman alive, Angelina Jolie. The set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith proved to be too much quality time between Brad and Angelina and those pouty lips were no match for Jen's toned arms. Temptation abounds in the sea of endless beauty that is Hollywood.

Over-publicity

Case in point: Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez

There was a time in 2002 where you couldn't turn on the TV or read a magazine without seeing or hearing that dreaded, stupid compound word, "Bennifer." They were the ultimate publicity whores, which probably was the end cause of their broken off engagement. The couple was overexposed in a bad way, resulting in the embarrassing, box office failure, Gigli. No wonder both J.Lo and Affleck try to keep a low profile with their now husband and wife, Marc Anthony and Jennifer Garner.

One is more famous

Case in point: Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe

Reese Witherspoon is America's darling. She was charming and hilarious in Legally Blonde and won an Oscar for her portrayal of June Carter in Walk the Line. Her husband...er, what's his name? Exactly. Ryan Phillippe was suffering from a severe drought of good movie roles, and little fame. Perhaps he felt neglected and emasculated? Whatever the real issue was, he cheated on her with actress Abbie Cornish and the World's population collectively thought: downgrade.

Overexposed by Reality TV

Case in point: Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey

They were like the Lucille Ball and Desi Arnez of the millennium, except she was the wacky blond and he was the straight laced boy next door. Neither one of them was very famous before the run of their reality show Newlyweds, that documented their marriage, showcasing her ditziness and his good guy demeanor. It really catapulted Simpson to celebrity status, inflated her ago, and resulted in her leaving poor Nick. Another couple gone bad due to reality TV: Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler in MTV's, Meet the Barkers.

Are celebrity couples doomed to fail because of the nature of the industry they work in? How would it be possible to avoid these pitfalls?

Air pollution test and finally the sem 1 end

2008-06-11T04:21:00.000-07:00

My first club in Curtin! CCA club

This is the beginning of the new era..many things goin on n on until my head was saturated with horrible experiences, sweet n nice happy moment as well as blended with dreams and hopes. My last paper will be tomorrow and after 8.45pm will be mr carlsoniac happy holiday. time to plan for the hols. wat are come to mind is to update this super karat blogspot and fill it wif all sort events that goin on throughout the whole month of april and may. damn, y i was so lazy to update this blog n give the facebooking habit the chance to conquered 90% of my free time. As u noe, in aussie month of May is A DEATH MONTH esp for the chemical engineering student!! Tomorrow time save me from this long suffering, misery and depression. Where is all my beautiful life gone; as most of our young adult today might have experience. Nevermind, this hols everything starting from my social life, hobbies and everything will be expanding and flourish. ok ok...23 hours from now and im done with sem 1 final year in chemical engineering course..the most toughest course in the engineering department. and dont forget to watch euro cup 2008!!! kinda fun and yes, France is my fav team

Letter from Charlyn Tan

2008-04-11T18:28:00.000-07:00

Charlyn (middle)

Hi everyone!

At a blink of an eye, half the semester has already passed for those of you who are still in lala-land..

I have just been stressing out heaps with uni work & other issues in my family.. And i'm constantly trying to remind myself that we're always gonna be busy, and life is not a bed of roses. There are days when I just feel like giving up , but I am reminded that 'even when I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for you are with me. Your rod and your staff, they comfort me' (Psalm 23).

Spending money on nice clothes and eating may help some of us relieve stress, but true comfort and joy can only be found in our Father. He is always looking down from above, watching over us and bursting to bless us in our life. No matter how much you are struggling with in your life right now, cast all your troubles and worries unto Him and He will make your paths straight.

Remember, prayer is the key to unlock EVERY door in our lives. If you are finding it hard to trust in the Lord fully for you can't see or feel Him, the bible ask us to 'test and see that that Lord is good' (Psalm 34). So try praying & learn how to trust. I came across this singer a few days ago, and I'm falling in love with her voice and the stories that she tell through her songs. Listen carefully to her words & you'll find encouragement in that..

http://youtube.com/watch?v=lmuWmXX2mCU&feature=related

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZC9C5kHL884

http://youtube.com/watch?v=VtOh-8zEUqA

I pray that all of you will be able to seek refuge in the Lord and find comfort in His presence.

Love ya all lots,

Charlyn Tan

The event that I miss-Had Bday

2008-04-07T04:40:00.000-07:00

This event runs the same time as the cell on Friday nite. Catch 22...!!

Interesting Conversation

2008-04-07T04:31:00.000-07:00

The script started this way!!

Kidd Roca wroteat 9:52pm on March 24th, 2008
Potet: Ye ke neng?

Hani: a'ah betul aku makan banyak sgt!! kenyang gilaaa!
Message

Akmal Abu Bakar wroteat 10:09pm on March 24th, 2008
hahahaha. more like

potet:neng, aku lapar lg nih.

Hani:aku terase mcm tu jugakla tp malu nk amek.
Message

Kidd Roca wroteat 10:14pm on March 24th, 2008
muahhahahaah betul!
Message

Saufi Karim wroteat 11:31am on March 25th, 2008
potet: neng, aku rase ko kene makan lg..sedap nii

neng: aah la..tp td aku dh mkn byk giler..tgk ko mkn raser nak lg laitu script gua. hehehe
Message

Akmal Abu Bakar wroteat 11:54am on March 25th, 2008
kesian gile tet ngn neng. hahaha
Message

Saufi Karim wroteat 12:19pm on March 25th, 2008
babak 1: Potet & Onengbole bwat tv show psl mkn je
Message

Kidd Roca wroteat 11:46am on March 26th, 2008
aku cadangkan potet dan oneng buat segmen atau tv show, jalan2 cari makan di perth.. hahahhaha
Message

Hani Sufia Hassan wroteat 2:26pm on March 26th, 2008
more like:

potet: Eh neng, cukup2 la tu!!kesian orang lain x dapat makan

Hani: Eh eh, cakap org..dia tu still menyuap-kan diri! diet la tet!huahuahuahua
Message

Saufi Karim wroteat 3:15pm on March 26th, 2008
aku sokong kidd..nnti potet ngan oneng mest famous giler
Message

Kidd Roca wroteat 3:59pm on March 26th, 2008
haha confirm lepas ada show sendiri mesti oneng dgn potet jadi sama size.. haha
Message

Akmal Abu Bakar wroteat 4:35pm on March 26th, 2008
hahaha..kesian neng. aku tk kesian kt potet=p
Message

Hani Sufia Hassan wroteat 12:47pm on March 28th, 2008
oh i ada lagi satu script:

Hani: eh eh tet, dah 5 round??

Potet: A'ah..sedap sangat la neng..ni bole sumbat lagi ni.NYUMMM
Message

Potet Bahari (no network) wroteat 1:30am on April 2nd, 2008
potet: Neng, ko ni, dah besar pun nk pkai napkin time makan lagi. mcm budak kecik je.

hani: sori la tet, aku ni mkn mmg bersepah sket.xpkai nnt tumpah nasi kat lantai. sbb tu kena ikat napkin ni kat leher.
Message

Andy Carlson Granger wroteat 4:17pm on April 2nd, 2008
potet: crazy la u makan byk!

Oneng: oi potet, sy ni makan 5 ketul ayam pun takpe!janji slim...blurp! eh sori

potet:haha, kantoi
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Andy Carlson Granger wroteat 5:17pm on April 2nd, 2008
eh eh, one more, one more

Potet:Neng, minta ayam! (dgn nada sayu). ayam kat meja tu abis org bedal (kali ini dgn muka penuh harapan)

Oneng: Haha, tak boleh! kalo nak ambik la (sambil mengoyang-goyang ayam gorengnya di udara)

Potet: hehe, APRIL FOOL! aku ada spare ayam (sambil mengeluarkan ayam yg disembunyikannya dari kocek seluar)

Oneng: eeeyyuuu!!so disgusting! btw, sy lagi byk ( sambil mengeluarkan 13 ayam dari beg tangan)Potet:fuyyoo
Delete

Akmal Abu Bakar wroteat 6:07pm on April 2nd, 2008
haha. andyy andyy
Message

Hani Sufia Hassan wroteat 6:15pm on April 2nd, 2008
and the best script goes to.......... anak Granger, ANDDYYY!!hooraahh
Message

Kidd Roca wroteat 6:23pm on April 2nd, 2008
muahhahahah annddyyyyyy!!! u memang best! best script award!

Melvin Bday, Old Testament Seminar, Labs and Poknik and Mul Bday

2008-04-05T23:47:00.001-07:00

The Old Testament Seminar runs for 6 hrs. Action in order to memorize those storyline in d Bible!!

Showing the Samson bulkbody actionGul pun tak mahu kalah

This might b a very grand bday

Me and Mul

Man, sausages and wings

Enuf is enuf

My dear laptop wif my blog in it

I kiss dating goodbye n the church history book

C-pan wif the fingers

Hey, why i only got small piece

Andrew busy sorting out cake

Willy wif his 'chimpanzee' action

Andrew, Ziech, Angie and Yong watchin Melvin cutting cake

Happy 21 anniversary

Andrew's cell member

Yummmmmmyyyyy!!!

Kill d cake!!

Like an actor!!

Late dinner coz d bakuteh took so long to cook!!

Last Thursday, the cell hv this trip all to Koorong, where we can get cheap christian book, stories and CDs. There i bought this Exploring Church History (20 Centuries of Christ's People) and I kissed Dating Goodbye book..I kissed dating goodbye shows what is means to entrust your love life with God. Joshua Harris basically the Writer of this book shares his story of giving up dating and discovering that God has something even better-a life of sincere love, true purity and purposeful singleness. The price of the book doesn't count as d book itself is so valuable and precious to save the good relationship life and for the church history book, it is well to understand the root of the Universal church and the journey of the Church for 20 centuries.

B4 we headed to Koorong, we had our dinner in Taka (Japanese restaurant in Northbridge).

The next day was a BBQ in Aunty Muni house. It was Poknik and Mul bday and yeah...we reached there at 1pm, the same time the seminar of the old Testament started. I miss the Genesis book as soon as I arrived there in 405 around 230pm...The action in order to summarize the whole book of Old Testemant goes this way

Creation-Fall-Flood-Nations-4000 years-Ur-Persian Gulf-"Salt"-Sarah-Abraham-Lot-Terah-Tigris Euphrates-Haran Terah Dies-Sea of Galilea-Jordan River-Dead Sea-Mediterranean-Isreal-Ishmael Isaac-Esau Jacob-Joseph Egypt-Jews Egypt-400 years Bondage-Moses-'Let my people go'-'No'-10 plagues-Passover-Red Sea-Mount Sinai-Law-Tabernacle-Levites and Priests-Offerings and Feasts-Counting the faces-Kadesh Oasis-12 Spies-Wanders Dies-Moab-Moses-Second law-Dies-Joshua-Jordan-Jericho-Divide Conquer-South North-Divide Settle-12 Tribes-Judges 400years-Deborah-Gideon-Samson-'Everyone did what is right in his own eyes except Ruth and Samuel-United Kingdom-120 years-Saul(no heart)-David (whole heart)-Solomon (half heart)-Divided Kingdom-400 years-North South-Israel Judah-19 20 (Kings in Israel and Kings in Judah)-0 8(Good kings in Israel and Good kings in Judah)-Prophet speak:'shape up or ship out'-Assyria Israel scatter-Babylon Judah exile-70 years-Persia Judah return-Zerubbabel Temple-Esther Queen-Ezra People-Nehemiah-walls-400 years silent-Christ

At last after 400years of silent, God sent his only Divine Son to earth to save all mankind and bring them all to salvation.

The Seminar ended at 7pm and we headed to Izumi restaurant for dinner. Sunday is just the day to do Research Project starting at 930am and ends at 4pm. Using the iron as catalyst and H2O2 as the absorbent. every 0.5 hr, the pH of the solution needs to be taken to show the amount H2O2 leave in the solution. The experiment is run for about 14 hours to see the final effect upon the color of the solution (suppose to be decolourize) and the H202 turns into poison toward the rate of reaction.

The went to Westernex for work and lastly to Rosemoyne High School for badminton together wif Lukme, Robert, Jono and Broto. The interesting part is whereby Msia vs Indonesia and Msia win the match, hehe. Today very happy lo coz my wireless got fixed by Lai and Piren (Thx for helpin me to install the driver for the wireless from the HP website. So now got this window vista and driver for free then rather by in the store (for example DickSmith for 410 dollars) and LAN cable (wat a waste)!!! Today or by tomorrow Curtin Catholics Association club will be establish for the first time under Guild. But, first of all need to register under Guild member first la for all Office Bearers (my position is secretary). Hope by 2moro la i register for Guild member for 120 dollars (wahhh no money la if like that)!!!. k more post to come.....

Haha, it is Andrew's turn to taste those wasaby

The last one in the container!!

p/s: Picture describe all the event above (pic picturize thousands word)

Letter from The President

2008-04-04T20:39:00.000-07:00

Dear Members,

Hopefully you guys are in fine and excellent condition. Last month we WAPEC had two big events which is our Opening Event for this year WAPEC In House Day: CURTIN XPLORACE 08 and PETSA visit with MSD.

We had also made a big decision for our food. The new provider had been appointed and approved to cater us. The letter of Appreciation to Aunty Muni will soon be posted to her and to show WAPEC gratitude towards her and her family.

Now our food provider is Mimie and Amir Harrison, where they will provide us with 2 days meal (Monday & Tuesday) and the rest of the days is under Norizan & Pak Musa. The contract is for two month basis.

For information, WAPEC has already registered under Guild Curtin Uni. of Tech. So now we going to move forward not only malaysian community but the whole network with the Industry in WA.

Our Next Agenda are:

1. Registration WAPEC in Guild UWA
2. WAPEC certificate for in Department of Consumer & Employer Protection
3. Gold Coin bank donation
4. WAPEC AWAY DAY '08
5. Solat Hajat '08 associate with MASCA
6. Sporting Events
7. Education members for learning Program
8. Build Develop Lead Program
9. Networking session with CHEVRON and interview tips for student

I hope that members will participate in the program that we organized. The program is for you. Grab the opportunity to success not only in academic but also in networking with Industry.

"WAPEC PROFESSIONALISM AGENDA"

Bye for now,

Saufi Karim

How lucky la this fellow!!

2008-04-04T20:08:00.001-07:00

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080404/ap_on_re_us/mega_millions_winner

today progress

2008-04-02T09:04:00.000-07:00

The Chevron gift

Cool model-in front of the architecture building

BP Booth

Downside booth

Upperside booth

Middle booth

Lukme Dvorak n Broto

haha, today was the career fair.open since 12pm till this coming fri. Many company that i assign wif (plan wna do another practical or vacation work with any of the choices company b4 grad). love to work this comin summer, but first need to register online into their respectiv website, then waitin for interview. if success lo, then they will offer u the job. here are the list of company that i deal with just a moment ago

a) Chevron (http://careers.chevron.com/australia/)
b) apache energy
c) Water Corporation (http://www.watercorporation.com.au/)
d) Rio Tinto (http://www.graduates.riotinto.com/) Summer vacatio work-applications open on the 1 June and close 13 July
e) Hatch (www.hatch.ca/careers/australia_graduates) for vacation student, application open 1st July 2008 and close 5th September 2008
f) MWH (http://www.mwhgraduates.com.au/) Graduate student..application close April
g) CBH GROUP (http://www.cbh.com.au/)

All of the company above do offer a chemical engineering job and furthermore, the water corporation seek for student to work with the wastewater management. Yeah, i did that for my research project which is cool. Thats suite my profession. The career still on till this fri and this is ur chances to grab as much as souvenir from each booth as possible (sort of evil plan)...ppl wna search for company to work wif after their uni life, but some of us, ya la wna get this n that for free especially Chevron booth. They gv free USB to the earlier birds that visit their stall. My god, i really miss that 1 or 2 gig pendrive.. all i got is a water container n a mug of the Chevron label on it.hehe, at least im proud of having on of the asset belongs to the one of the biggest company in the world.
That evening got practise in Andrew's house and Nelson become the leader of the praise and worship section. We did hd our dinner in Andrew's house together with Nelson, Andrew, Darrell, Melvin and Marcus..

My God, wat is goin on!!

2008-03-31T21:23:00.000-07:00

Pic wif aunty Muni (Raya last yr-07)

Dear Members,

As we had discussion this evening with our food provider Aunty Muni, Aunty Muni had decided not to provide us the food as a lot of members comments and complaint about her food on last thursday and last few weeks ago. She was afraid to provide us because she can't stand anymore with the harsh comment that members gave to her. Due to that we apologize to her about the harsh comment that made by members.So after this we want members to bear in mind that when we give complaint about food, we need to give comment in appropriate way.

Because we deal we people that much more older and more experience than us, so behave and talk appropriately and politely when we give out the complaints.Therefore tomorrow food will be provide by new provider, hope you guys will give co-operation to the new provider and give constructive comment.New provider will give a trial session tomorrow Monday 31st March 2008. The menu will be 'Nasi Ayam" for tomorrow.Thank you to food committee that very dedicated to solve the problem on food matters.

RegardsWAPEC on behalf of Food committee

We gna miss ur food a lot aunty!!

Friday is damn busy. only 30 minutes at home. The rest all day out

2008-03-29T01:36:00.000-07:00

Rizal, Me, Kubara and Pak Zain

Afian, Kubara, Me and Pak Zain (Supervisor)

Ystdy was my busy day. Starting at 7.30am working in symbion till 4pm. need to do lots and lots of boxes until the entire loadin dock for the boxes placement is full for tomorrow stock wat. then at 530pm rush to siobhan house for the CSCA meeting. Before that there is one thing happened in symbion. Since i didnt switch off the car light, i cant restart the engine. Luckily there is one guys help me to restart the car using his mighty lead jumper. in this case, battery size doesnt matter. as long as the lead jumper not deffective will using it. That nite was the cellgroup in andrew house. 2 games were play. one is the guess wat based on action while the mouth shut and the other one is the errmmm forgot. the andrew read and explain about the weeding feast in cana about Jesus turn the water intoi wine. that was the first miracle that Jesus perform in John 2. Jesus, not only turn the water into wine, but also turn it into the best wine ever. That was awesome about our Lord Jesus. Then andrew too explain about bringing Jesus into the recreational part of our life. No matter where we go jz lets Jesus work in our life. Regarding the CSCA meeting, the outcome is to form an initial BOD where Shiobhan herself will become the club president whereby Kaye is the vice. congrate. we need to write a report (100 word is the min) for what are the objective of forming this club. The reason we need to register CSCA under guild is that is there is anything going wrong with the club, the person in charge will not blame us, instead the Guild. So our club will be fully guided under the Guild's umbrella. One activity that CSCA plan is that to have this logo designing competition which is great. The prize suggested was a voucer gift from cole, or Whollies, or Harvey Norman. 2day was the MASCA BBQ but didnt go although kind of 'force' by Potet to join. Jgn la merajuk dude!!

p/s:pic of ystdy event will be uploaded shortly after i receive the pic from andrew and Winnie (erica underwood resident). chow

MASCA BBQ and LOTSA EVENTS

2008-03-26T20:27:00.000-07:00

MSG for MASCA Commettee members.

2nd Announcement

On behalf of MASCA WA, i would like to invite you all to the curtain raiser of MASCA WA event, BBQ 08 in conjunction with the visit of Malaysian Student Department (MSD) delegation from Sydney. The details were as following.

Date: 29th March 08 (Saturday)

Time: 10:30 am - 1 pm

Place : Matilda Bay, Off Hacket Drive, Nedlands

(some banners maybe placed there to avoid confusion)

It would be a TREMENDOUS help for those who are able to bring some pot luck to event. I humbly request that all Perth student organization undergrad or postgrad, Curtin, Murdoch, UWA or Norte Dame (UMNO, WAPEC to name a few) spread the word among its members to grab some free food as well as meeting new and old acquaintances. The chance to get to know the Education Attache from MSD, Ustaz Zuhir as well as other Perthians shall not be missed.Attached is the invitation letter and Click below for google map link for those who have no clue of where matilda bay is.

http://maps.google.com.au/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&msa=0&ll=-31.984264,115.82168&spn=0.003099,0.004946&t=h&z=18&msid=111678631633600708851.0004494e839b160c8f321Hope to see you there,

Hanif Zulkapli

MASCA WA

0421108848

YSTDY N 2DAY EVENTS

Last nite we had this cell group practise in Chee-pun house for the song 'at the cross' and 'here i am to worship'.So i and Andrew working out on the suitable chords for the songs and we did some modification upon the chords that already provided. Instead there were some chords which are close to each other (is this case we need to shift to other chord even faster). Therefore, we sort of got this relieved went we chuck some chord away (poor chord). Later one, we haeded to popurri pizza to celebrate Nelson 19th birthday. so young la this bday boy and believe it or not, we will gonna celebrate his bday again this coming fri nite. wat a lucky fellow. Today we will be going to IKEA in inalloo (not so sure the spelling). Btw, Andrew need ppl to accompany, so many of us (me, angie, nelson, winnie) volunteer too cuci2 mata in that furniture warehouse.

Tomorrow our Catholic Student Curtin Association will be gonna have a meeting regarding our club registration this coming week under guild. Hence, for the first time we bgot this CSCA a legal club in Curtin and hopefully in the future more and more member will be joining this group. The more the better and merrier and fun and fastinating. Ok la, get back to experiment!!!

p/s: btw, u can join CSCA (Curtin Student Club Association) in facebook..

nelson bday

This is problemo when N95 TAKE A LONG TIME TO SNAPSHOT!

TPE PIC AGAIN.THIS TIME REAL PHOTOGENIC PIC

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Got mad with my first blog. btw, my second blog shall remains forever

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Saru spoil the cowboy giggs

What going on??

Costume party with lotsa fun

Iwan and Agus are my ex and present tutor in Chem Eng. Department. Thank you sir for everything

Pradeep Shukla is my lab supervisor and Karen is the lab technican

Puan Nurul is one of the PhD student that gonna leave us. Farewell party. She is a brilliant student coz she had won the gold medal for her research project for the whole Australia. Proud of her achievement.

Agus Saptoro is not there with the crew

My teammate for the research project-garry and maha rindo

My new research project member and supervisor

My first day of the Easter break week whereby I need to start my experiment since time is running out. No time to lose and its almost approaches mid term. My first day in experiment is from 10 till 5pm and Mr Pradeep just explaining on how to set the experiment and apparatus. 2 different catalyst were used which were the Fe2+ and Co2+. The oxidant is the peroxymonosulphate and the absorbate or the contaminant is the dichlorophenol (very toxic and can lead to daeth if exposed to high concentration. The concentration that i deal at is only 100ppm after dilute from 5000ppm. The next day (25.march.2008) is involve the co@+ as a catalyst and the other conical flask is without the catalyst. The experiment is run for 10 hours before the samples is to be taken to the pharmacy for sample testing.

There still few pics from the costume nite that i upload here. Just to add the merryness of my first blog, haha. btw, thats all and hope to write the second blog 2moro.

Oneng and Potet